Marlonism

Marlonism is a cult dedicated to the worship of the man-god Marlon, whose domain has changed throughout the ages.

Age of Sauhpeessee
Marlon preaches the divine procrastination and laziness inherent in all things.

This is enforced by the ritual placing of every single fault for any situation on Marlon himself. Practitioners are called Marlonists, and the most common practice of Marlonism is ingesting Chicken to gain visions and extrasensory perception. This phenomenon is called Marlon's Wisdumb.

In many esoteric circles he is considered the status quo of the universe. The passive force that keeps things as is and lets things happen.

Contemporary
After the tumultuous age of Time Unbound, Marlonism took a distinct turn - although he still represents the status quo of the universe, laziness and procrastination became preparation and prosperity.

One of his epithets is 'Lord of Innawoods', who glorifies and exalts 'Operators' and those who wish to go 'Innawoods' to find peace with nature and the universe. Self-reliance, skill and alertness became paramount for those who worshiped him in this role.

The Marlon became a god of comfort, both of breaking and sustaining it. He promises wealth and opulence, but challenges both those who have it and those who don't. If they are worthy, they will have it. If they are worthy, they will continue to keep it.

In this form, he is portrayed as a man in a business suit with a golden apple, and is said to own a fleet of flying ships that plies the many worlds, searching and hoarding wealth.

Jomarlonism
Also known as Inverse Marlonism. A relatively popular Marlonist sect combines the roles of the gods Jomar and Marlon as the twin forces that make the universe. Marlon takes the role of the 'status quo' : the universe that wishes to remain the same, while Jomar represents the universe that wishes to change. Together, this interaction is what makes the universe function.