True Owner

The True Owner refers to the current monarch and administrator of Sauh, as mandated by the Administration Pantheon of Ayepeessee, and an agreement with the spirits of Sauh. This is not to be confused with the Owner, who is a self-appointed lifetime administrator of the realm, operating independently of the True Owner. There have been three known True Owners in the history of the Knights of the Round:

Mister Headset
He was the first True Owner encountered with the creation of the Knights of the Round table. He was soon replaced right after the King of Derps took the throne as King of Derps.

Shiva the Destroyer
The second hated foe of the SAOPC Knights after PAPS JOOLS. Her ambitions caused the knights endless distress and suffering.

It culminated when she publicly besmirched the repution of three Knights. (An account states that One of them was the god Marlon) She then punished them and banished them from the region. The knights were once again united in their struggle, as they had a common foe once more. After three solar cycles, they launched a surprise attack upon her and her lackeys, starting a long war that lasted four seasons.

After countless protracted skirmishes, she was worn down and removed from her station by the Administration. It came as a miracle for the knights, who had all but abandoned their old home as a price of war.

Goddess of Mercy and Prohibition
The Current true owner is the voice of the Administration. A woman who is kindly and fair - everything the knights expect from a True Owner of their homeland. Their only gripe is that she punishes subjects who eat in her temple's presence, something never heard of before her rule.

In addition to her mercy, she is the first True Owner to formally recognize the Knights of Round as an organization worthy of their status in the Sauh region. Currently, the Knights of Round are a sort of Police Force, that has the added responsibility of maintaining the many living tables' infrastructures.

Ancient god
'True Owner' may also refer to another ancient being in the more obscure texts of Marlonism. This harkens to a time when the book of Marlonists were still those called 'Crime Prevention Booklets'. Information on this entity is limited and thus there is no page for this.